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True South African Humour

Herewith a small tribute to the people that (try to) educate our little angles....
Teacher:  Bongani, please go to the map and find North America.

Bongani:  Here it is!

Teacher:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered North America?

Class:  Bongani did!

Teacher:  What is the chemical formula for water?


Teacher:  What on earth are you talking about?!

Johnny:  But yesterday you said it is H to O....

Teacher:  Pietie, why is your essay on "My Dog" exactly the same as your brother's?  Did you copy his?

Pietie:   No madam! We just wrote about the same dog!

Teacher:  James why are you late?

James:  It is because of the sign...

Teacher:  What sign?

James:  The one that says "School ahead. Go slow"

Teacher:  Frankie, tell me - do you say prayers before eating?

Frankie:  No sir.  I don't have to because my mom is a good cook.


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On a serious note:  The term "humour" encompasses a form of entertainment or human communication which evokes such feelings, or which makes people laugh or feel happy. (Wikipedia) 

The purpose of this page is therefore just that....  No pun, ridicule, blasphemy, or iniuria is intended.



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